Oh no...IM old

SO I am minding my own business getting ready for a night of some sushi when OUT OF NO WHERE I notice my roots are GRAY. Yes as in "old lady please get in the slow lane because you are old" gray. I have no idea what I am going to do. Well obviously a dye job is in order but do you know what this means?! My hair is ready to be middle aged and my body is right there encouraging it! So now what do I have to look forward to? Depends? Those ugly old people velcro shoes? I guess I should order a pair in tan and black since I wear those the most and consider getting my mouth fitted for dentures...Maybe one of those Life Alert systems so when Isaiah goes to work and I fall at least someone can help me when I break a hip. Today I woke up and thought "today is gonna be crap, go back to sleep" BUT nooooooo I wanted to get up and go, little did I know my body is ready to settle down in one of those motorized chairs and continue the damn aging process. Better get to bed it is nine after all. OLD OLD OLD